Posts by Nathan Natas

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So What Religion do You Claim to be when Entering Hospital?

by mikronboy in

i've had a few medical procedures.

once, i had a massive loss of blood and needed 6 units of blood to replace the loss.

however, i'm curious as to what ex's state to be their religion when filling out the required paperwork when being admitted into a hospital.

Dumb Elders

by minimus in

jw
friends

i knew a few pretty intelligent elders .

sometimes i would wonder why they remained as elders or even witnesses because they were successful men who made a good living and were highly respected because of their qualities.. that is a rather small group.

most elders that i know of aren’t the brightest bulbs in the sky.

Nathan Natas

Minimus ejaculated, "That same elder I knew also was the one that wanted to disfellowship a dead man."

Maybe the dead man had recently been baptized as a Mormon and deserved to be disfellowshipped for not objecting to the baptism.

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Is this 2034 date actually something the cult put out?

by mickbobcat in

so i have heard this 120 preaching time and 2034 end date.

are they pushing another set time of is this something someone else came up with?.

Nathan Natas

I am Spartacus.

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The Spiritual Food Box!

by Atlantis in

jw
friends

the spiritual food box.. .

https://www.jw.org/en/library/series/how-your-donations-are-used/a-small-box-that-delivers-spiritual-food/.

petra!.

Nathan Natas

NOW with fewer spiritual calories than a spiritual hard-boiled egg!

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Serving a cold dish of JW revenge (the punchline is at the end)

by Terry in

jw
friends

the punchline is: (at the end).

esther had very long, bright red hair like a disney character and she might have been almost attractive--if it weren't for two things.1.

she had no chin.i mean, just don't look at her in profile.

Nathan Natas

I've heard of similar revenge methods using some shrimp as the active ingredient. Decomposing seafood is FOUL!

T, you are the Master Raconteur and Anecdotalist of this and similar discussion boards in universes parallel and perpendicular!

You are a joy to read, Sir!

It's a good thing Ester didn't marry a Wang!

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Anyone know the org's view on the HPV vaccine?

by careful in

types of cancer.i've been wondering for some time what the current gb has said about witness parents giving the green light, or red light, to having their kids vaccinated against hpv (the human papillomavirus) since it is a sexually transmitted disease.

it causes cervical and other types of cancer.

the recommended age for vaccination is 8-12 years old.

Nathan Natas

If it involves the cootch, it is off-limits.

Now go wash your hands and experience shame.

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Is the JW blood card a legal document without it being notorized

by goingthruthemotions in

just as the subject says.

is it legal without a notory?.

so glad me and my boys are out, we don't have to worrry about that false teaching.

Nathan Natas

Since EVERYBODY on this site is totally versed in the multitude of national and intergalactic laws on all aspects of humanoid behavior, it is TOTALLY APPROPRIATE that you ask your question here.

Please clarify what you mean by "is".

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Governing Body members will no longer be with us on earth during ''the great tribulation''

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

the watchtower—study edition | october 2019. .

study article 41. stay faithful through the “great tribulation”.

14 during the great tribulation, a change will take place regarding the brothers who take the lead on earth.

Nathan Natas

"Jehovah, by means of his Holy Spirit, will magically transport the governing assholes to an undisclosed location; possibly in outer space and possibly in Sheol, where they will be luxuriously sheltered while the rank and file brothers throughout the earth will struggle to survive. Let us rejoice that Jehovah has made this loving provision for the Bride of His Son."

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